the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Drake has all the answers
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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