dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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