I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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