morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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