Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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