I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
the liver wants what the liver wants
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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