I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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