How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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