SEEEEXXX PLEASE
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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