Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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