five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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