Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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