she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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