Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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