she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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