From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I need moral support for this bender
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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