i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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