Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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