Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
And my parents said I crawled through the house
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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