So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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