I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
