all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Mom said you looked used
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
COCAINE IS GR8
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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