I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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