come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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