Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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