I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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