My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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