Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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