So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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