That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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