Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i dont even know how to be here
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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