I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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