marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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