I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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