I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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