Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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