Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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