I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Randomize
