didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Randomize
