I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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