Rock
Scissors
Fuck
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Drunk is a universal language darling
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Randomize
