im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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