so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
