Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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