Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(925): View more from California

Should I have kids to fix a relationship??

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(757): View more from Virginia

this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial

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(513): View more from Ohio

This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

we were pretty classy up until the second keg

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me

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(703): View more from Virginia

rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit

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(574): View more from Indiana

Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?

(1-574): View more from Indiana

Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

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That one probably shouldn't have been in caps

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(719): View more from Colorado

My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.

(210): View more from Texas

But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!

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