6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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