does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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