Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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