We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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