go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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