Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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