She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
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I'm not seeing this movie with you.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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